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• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• Middle age is that time when a man thinks that within a week or two, perhaps even three, he will be as good as ever.
• An Englishman thinks he is moral only when he is uncomfortable.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
• What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
  The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them....
• The only way to get positive feelings about yourself is to take positive actions.
  Man does not live as he thinks, he thinks as he lives. -- Vaugha Qui...
• One lives only when one thinks.
• Energy Saving: Achieved when the power switch is "off".
• The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.