Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously.
-- William K. Zinsse...
What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf? -- Zippy the Pinhead
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincol
What kind of a problem, Dave?
What kind of beer do sysadmins drink? root.
What kind of cars do Proctologists drive? Ford Probes.
What kind of 'kludge' is that, Dave?
What kind of love is that? Not to be loved; never to have shown love.
-- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8....
What kind of men go to heaven? Dead men.
What kind of music do you have? - We have both kinds!
- ?? - Both country AND western. -- from the movie "The Blues Brothe...

< previous

8456