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• If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell
  you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance....
• What IS a `moderate Iranian', anyway? Someone who takes hostages but doesn't eat them?
  -- Mark Russell...
• What's the difference between a woman on PMS and an Iranian terrorist?
  You can negotiate with the terrorist....
• This quote weighs most heavily on the mind when contemplating an action whilst consuming far too much alcohol.
  Especially if Pink Floyd is playing in the background....
• Somewhat to the north, identical stone statues face each other from pedestals on opposite sides of the corridor.
  The statues represent Guardians of Zork, a military order of ancient lineage....
• Law of Highway Construction: The most heavily traveled streets spend the most time under construction.
• ube time n. Time spent at a terminal or console.
  More inclusive than hacking time; commonly used in discussions of what parts of one's environment one uses most heavily....
• America is a dream to most of the world.
• What are most of the histories of the world, but lies?
  Lies immortalized and consigned offer as a perpetual abuse and a flaw upon prosperity. -- South...