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  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP? A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
• What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a draft dodger? Chelsea
• What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a cattle prod? Bitten.
• Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
• Q: What do you get when you cross James Dean with Ronald Reagan? A: A rebel without a clue.