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• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
  After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes....
• Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
• Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
• Q: What do you get when you cross James Dean with Ronald Reagan? A: A rebel without a clue.
• Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP? A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
• What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.