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We never know whether we are victors or whether we are defeated.
-- Jorge Luis Borges, "Borges On Writing", 1974...
We never look at two people, or one person twice, in the same way.
We never make assertions, Miss Taggart, that is the moral crime peculiar to our enemies.
We do not tell, we show. We do not claim, we prove....
We never repent of having eaten too little." -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
We never sent a messenger save with the language of his folk, that he might make the message clear for them.
-- The Kora...
We noticed that the bride was pregnant. So at the wedding everyone threw puffed rice.
-- Dick Cave...
We now have kricket krap! -- Sign at a garden shop
We now have to put a condom on our Macintosh...
We now present the conclusion of...The Never-ending Story.
-- From a cable TV broadcast of the movie...
We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.

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