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• Shop sign: We buy anything saleable.
• Tyre shop sign: "We skid you no
• We bring back departed soles." -- Sign in a shoe repair shop
• Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
  -- Sign in a tailor's shop...
• No muff too tough for us... -- Sign at a muffler shop
• We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
• Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away. -- Sign on Antique Shop
• Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS. YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED.
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...