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• Flint Paper is insane. I really respect that." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck! -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• What a pinhead! Does he not fear us?!" -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• I can't think of anything more relaxing than being locked in a moving car with YOU for about 300 hours, little pal.
  "That's really sweet, Sam. I may weep openly." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police...
• Hey, Max -- Wake up! You're missing all the fun!" "What?
  "A seven-foot specter of evil appeared in front of the car, so I ran over it....
• I feel lightheaded, Sam. I think my brain is out of air.
  But it's kind of a neat feeling. -- Sam and Max, Freelance Police...
• I love crap we'll never need -- that's my *favorite* kind of crap! -- Truth from Sam and Max
• Sam went to his psychiatrist complaining of a hatred for elephants.
  "I can't stand elephants," he explained. "I lie awake nights despising them....
• We're buccaneers! We used to have mundane office job
  working in cubicles with water coolers and coffee cups with clever slogans and those wacky calendars with photos of diseased-looking chimps wearing neckties....