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Atheist achieving orgasm: "Oh Random! Oh, Chance!
Atheist = Deity Disadvantaged.
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog.
Athenodorus says hydrophobia, or water-dread, was first discovered in the time of Asclepiades.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Symposiacs, Book viii, Question ix...
Athens built the Acropolis. Corinth was a commercial city, interested in purely materialistic things.
Today we admire Athens, visit it, preserve the old temples, yet we hardly ever set foot in Co...
Athens, the eye of Greece, mother of arts And eloquence.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Regained, Book iv, Line 240...
A theory is a cluster of conclusions in search of a premise. -- N.R. Hanso
A theory is better than its explanation. -- H. P. Woodward
At her feet he bowed, he fell, he lay down: at her feet he bowed, he fell
where he bowed, there he fell down dead. -- Old Testament -- Judges v, 27...
A Thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know? -- Bruce Willi

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