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• Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree.
  -- Russell Long...
• Tax reform means: "Don't tax me. Don't tax thee. Tax that guy behind the tree." -- Russell Long
• Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
  -- Art Buchwald...
• YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Have you got your income tax papers yet? They've done away with all those silly questions now.
  There are only three questions on the form: 1....
• Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
• The only fair tax is a Flat Tax.