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• Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting. -- Samuel Goldwy
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
  Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• My shoes are too tight. -- Londo
• Teach a man to fish, he'll eat fish the rest of his life.
  Teach a fish to learn, and soon the fish will all be running around in schools!...
• When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
• If you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen 'em all.
• Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.