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• Want to locate an address? Go to the library.
• Want to know about courses of study? Go to the library.
• Want to know a phone number? Go to the library.
• In the Bayhead Public Library, books that are rarely borrowed continue to take up shelf space year after yea
  while people who want to read a recent novel frequently find that the library's only copy is checked out....
• The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island.
  Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him....
• Everything you read in the newspapers is absolutely true except for that rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.
  -- Erwin Knoll...
• Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
  -- Erwin Knoll...
• Sorry. We're not allowed to read newspapers. They angry up the blood.
• Why so many want to read about the world out-of-doors when it's more interesting simply to go for a walk into the heart of it, I don't fully understand.
  -- Edward Abbey...