As Usual, Should You Or Any Of Your Associates Be Apprehended, The Secretary Will Disavow Any Knowlege Of Your Activities.

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As usual, should you or any of your associates be apprehended, the secretary
will disavow any knowlege of your activities.
This recording will self-destruct in five seconds.

Should you or any member of your I.M. force be caught or killed, The Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Your disk will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
Your contact, Linda, is not available right now....
Unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1...
This terminal will self destruct in 10 seconds.
This file will self-destruct in five minutes.
This computer will self-destruct in five minutes.

As Usual, Should You Or Any Of Your Associates Be Apprehended, The Secretary Will Disavow Any Knowlege Of Your Activities.

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