To Marry The Girl I Did. And She Gave Me The Advice. -- General Mark Clark

To Marry The Girl I Did. And She Gave Me The Advice. -- General Mark Clark

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To marry the girl I did. And she gave me the advice.
-- General Mark Clark

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I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger.
And often did beguile her of her tears, When I did speak of some distressful stroke That my youth suffer'd.
My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world of sigh...
She often gave herself very good advice [though she very seldom followed it]. -- Lewis Carroll
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud