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• A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter.
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• QOTD: "It's been Monday all week today.
• The studio's closed until Tuesday; animators have A.
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• God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
  - William Bragg...