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A speck of dust is in the eye of the beholder.
ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Asphalt Armadillo -- Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special
Asphalt: rectal trouble
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
A spider in the trees busily spins a web that covers the trees to the north.
A spider to the northeast is quite busy blocking the way there.
A spilled drink flows in the direction of the most expensive object. -- "The New Official Rule
Aspiration sees only one side of every question; possession many.
-- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- New England Two Centuries ago...
Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knee

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