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A source is a source, of course of course, Unless, of course, the source is a curse
And if, of course, the source is a curse, Then a termcap entry's required....
A Soviet emigre climbs on a dinner table to change a light bulb.
His girlfriend tries to put a newspaper under his dirty sneakers....
A span short of a bridge.
As part of Academic Computing's commitment to its Sun 3 users.
.... <pause>...<long pause>...<deep chuckling> -- Walter Wong...
As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 programs -- a process that traditionally requires some debugging.
USA Today, referring to the IRS switchover to a new computer system....
A spear might hit a nurse.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
-- real standing law in Pennsylvania, United States of America...
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior -- mentally or otherwise.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3211.7....
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.
5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- One Page Principle -- Mark Ardi...

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