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Assimilate me...tender... -- Elvis of Borg
Assimilate THIS!
Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.
As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.
As smart as bait.
As smart as Christie Brinkley is ugly.
ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
In Virginia City, Nevada, he is called the Washoe Canary, in Dakota, the Senator, and everywhere the Donkey....
Ass, n.: The masculine of "lass".
Associate : Its to caustic for film. Goldwyn : To hell with the cost, if it's a good story, I'll make it.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant turned famous movie produce...
Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.

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