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Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened....
As soils are depleted, human health, vitality and intelligence go with them. -- Louis Bromfield
As Solid as...: Rocco Gibralta
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list... -- W. S. Gilbe
As someone once remarked to Schubert, "Take us to your lieder".
As some say, Solon was the author of the apophthegm, "Nothing in excess.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Solon, xvi...
As soon as an idea is accepted it is time to reject i
As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death situation, the power fails.
-- Wood's Axiom...
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
As soon as I get to the Naughty Hellfire Club, I'll be debagged and radished for non-payment of debts.
Radished, sir? Yes, they pull your breeches down and push a large radish right up your... Ye...

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