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Asphalt: rectal trouble
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Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt was rectum trouble.
What's the rectal temperature of a three toed sloth?
Your messages have the subtlety of a rectal thermometer.
Asphalt Armadillo -- Road Kill Cafe - Today's Special
Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Let us fill your crack! -- Sign on an asphalt truck
Pave the planet. One world. One people. One slab of asphalt.
Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt. -- "Mr. Plow...
