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As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise, human science is at a loss.
-- Prof. Noam Chomsky...
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
-- Rogers' Law Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence....
As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought.
Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I re...
As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #56
As soon as you are willing to discard observational data because it conflicts with religion, you are giving up any hope of ever really understanding the universe.
As soon as you pick religion a...
As soon as you cannot keep anything from a woman, you love her. -- Paul Geraldy
As soon as you find that your microcomputer is easy to use add some peripherals you don't understand how to operate.
As soon as you have chosen a subject for a film, you have already made a success or a failure.
-- Billy Wilde...
As soon as you mention something... ...if it's good, it will go away, .
..if it'S bad, it'll happen. -- The Unspeakable Law...
As soon Seek roses in December, ice in June; Hope constancy in wind, or corn in chaff
Believe a woman or an epitaph, Or any other thing that 's false, before You trust in critics....

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