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• How many spies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why bother? (I guess the point is that spies like to do everything in the dark anyway?)...
• What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
  Neither one is very bright....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a Soviet emigre? One, if you aim well.
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many Apple programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but why bother? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway....
• Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
• How many Monty Python fans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to claim it is an ex light bulb, it is no more, another to claim he didn't want to change it anyway, he always wanted to be a lumberjack....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....