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<--<< This way to the egress -- P. T. Barnum
This week I butted heads with a very stubborn, closed-minded person.
I'm just glad I had the sense to realize it was me....
This week somebody sent a puppy to the President. The puppy was a Democrat.
You could tell--he had his eyes open! -- Senator Claghorn (Kenny Delmar)...
This whole thing could have been avoided with a little advanced planning. -- John Sechre
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
This will become unclear in time.
This will be dynamically handled, possibly correctly, in 4.
1. -- Dan Davison on streams configuration in SunOS 4.0...
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
-- WindowError: 678...
This will last out a night in Russia, When nights are longest there.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.
-- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)...

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