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This method is, to define as the number of a class the class of all classes similar to the given class.
-- Bertrand Russell (1872-1967), "Principles of Mathematic...
This might be funnier in this context than actually on an answering machine.
It certainly will befuddle the caller!) The number you have reached is currently unavailable....
This might be the time Nostradamus was referring to when he wrote, The Centaur shall fix the broken toys, resurrect the dead chrysanthemums and devour the half-eaten cake of love.
-- Brezsny'...
This mind intentionally left blank.
This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator held me hostage in revenge.
-- Woody Alle...
This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss. All mussed up....
This morning, like the spirit of a youth That means to be of note, begins betimes.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act iv, Sc. 4...
This morning there was ice on the pipes in my apartment.
But the landlord fixed it. He put antifreeze in the radiator. -- Herb Shrine...
This morning, we in the San Francisco Bay area were treated to about eight earthquakes.
The first was at about 6:30, the next at about 6...

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