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• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  -- Woody Alle...
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam
  I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Alle...
• I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -- Woody Alle
• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
  You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
• You can't shoot me ... I have a very low threshold of death.
  My doctor does not permit bullets to enter my body at any time. -- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale...