This morning I abused my electric toaster. Tonight the elevator
held me hostage in revenge.
-- Woody Allen
held me hostage in revenge.
-- Woody Allen
Related:
- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the
roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody... - I don't think my parents liked me.
They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody... - When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to... - When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me... - When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam:
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me... - I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Woody... - My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody... - I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my
metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting... - You can't shoot me ... I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor does not permit bullets to enter my body...
