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This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions.
This night methinks is but the daylight sick. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act.
v, Sc. 1...
This night of disappointment has been brought to you by ITV and National Power.
This noble ensample to his shepe he yaf,-- That first he wrought, and afterwards he taught.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Canterbury Tales, Prologue, Line 498...
This note edited for the ironically impaired.
This office will open at 7 AM and close at 8 PM except on the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed.
Each employee is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending church and contributing liberally...
This one's got a lot more, uh, 640K that it can memorize. -- CVN cable TV shopping channel
This open hand of desire wants everything.
This organization (the United Nations) is created to prevent you from going to hell.
It isn't created to take you to heaven. -- Henry Cabot Lodge...
This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of an S in its character se
users must substitute TH. LITHP is said to be useful in protheththing lithtth....

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