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This product has been cruelly tested on cute little furry animals.
This product is only warranted to the original retail purchaser or gift recipient.
This product sadistically tested on gerbils.
This program doesn't work with DOS 1.0 or higher.
This program makes me look like a genius!!
This program posts news to billions of machines throughout the galaxy.
Your message will cost the net enough to bankrupt your entire planet....
This punishment is not boring and meaningle
This put me in mind of a story i have long enjoyed, but never known the source of.
A young man went to Socrates and asked to be taught....
This quiet sail is as a noiseless wing To waft me from distraction.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iii, Stanza 85...
This quote is taken from the Diamondback, the University of Maryland student newspaper, of Tuesday, 3/10/87.
One disadvantage of the Univac system is that it does not use Unix, a recently developed...

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