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• My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
  They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...
• Mr. Rivera was the landlord in the apartment building I grew up in.
  He was the kind of landlord who never wanted to fix anything in the apartment....
• Fie! he said, surveying the carnage about him. Someone must have left the bathroom light on agai
  don't they know the landlord gets UPSET?! He sighed and went into the kitchen for a garbage bag....
• Dark and lonely on a summer night Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord.
  The watchdog barkin' Do he bite? Kill my landlord, Kill my landlord....
• I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.
  I told my roommate, "Isn't this amazing? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica....
• Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put on an eviction notice!
  -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• I made quite a name for myself back home. I left when I found out what it was. -- Herb Shrine
• I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
  I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
• It's hard to figure out the landlord of an apartment complex who will discourage children from being tenants, yet allow rock band players.