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• Lie about the past, then try to repeat it. -- Liberal Rule # 6
• The meek inherit the earth -- usually in small sections... about 6 by 3.
• How many of me -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television.
  -- Confidential opinions about love -- Jill, age 6...
• The Worst Prison Guards The largest number of convicts ever to escape simultaneously from a maximum security prison is 124.
  This record is held by Alcoente Prison, near Lisbon in Portugal....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the general manager of KNOW radio station.
  "Several factors indicate that radio station KNOW should shift its programming from rock-and-roll music to a continuous news format....