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• It's a lie. I was never here. -- Kilroy
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  0 0) Kilroy was here ----------------------W--U--W...
• Theres an echo around here!
• There seems to be an ECHO in here!
• Kilroy occupied these coordinates.
• Life's boring after 1000 years, so kill yerself!
• We thrive on euphemism. We call multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers", closet size apartments "efficient" and incomprehensible artworks "innovative".
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• Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.
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• catatonic adj. Describes a condition of suspended animation in which something is so wedged or hung that it makes no response.
  If you are typing on a terminal and suddenly the computer doesn't even echo the letters back to the screen as you type, let alone do what you're asking it to do, then the computer is suffering from catatonia (possibly because it has crashed)....