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This grand show is eternal. It is always sunrise somewhere
he dew is never all dried at once; a shower is forever falling...
This grief is crowned with consolation. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act i, Sc.
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This gum tastes funny. -- found written on a condom machine
This gun shoots backwards ... I've just killed myself. -- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale
This guy comes over to my house and says, "I want to read your gas meter.
I said, "Whatever happened to the classics?" -- Emo Philip...
This guy has blown me off for the last time. -- Geordi
This guy sitting in the plane is joined by his seatmate, who begins immediately to heave gigantic, obviously depressed sighs.
--"What's the problem, are you ill?" --"No, I'm going to Miami (or L.A....
This guy was puffing his cigar in my petite flower face!
So I said, "If I wanted to shorten my life--I'd date ya!" -- Judy Tenuta...
This hand, to tyrants ever sworn the foe, For Freedom only deals the deadly blow
Then sheathes in calm repose the vengeful blade, For gentle peace in Freedom's hallowed shade....
This hand to tyrants...this finger to Bill and Hillary!!!

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