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• No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
  -- real standing law in Pennsylvania, United States of America...
• No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
  -- The Constitution of the United States of America Amendment 3, 1791...
• Nothing works...and nobody cares. -- Woody Alle
• All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.
  -- Pat Paulse...
• As long as the United States Government exists, there is no real accomplishment being a humorist.
• The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion.
  WASHINGTON...
• In California they don't throw their trash away - they make it into television shows. WOODY ALLEN