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This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
This is all a modem-induced hallucination.
This is all your fault, Artoo. -See Threepio -- ...understanding Responsibility....
This is almost (but not quite) as bad as bumper stickers.
This is a Lorena Bobbitt Tagline. It can be cut in half!
This is a message to all the cute people in the world.
If you are cute, if you are even beautiful, liste...
This is an asterisk *! This is an asterisk on drugs @! Any questions?
This is an ATM: Press [ALT-H] for $50, or Press [CTRL][ALT][DEL] for $100.
his is an awesome sight. The entire rebel resistance buried under six million hardbound copies of The Naked Lunch.
-- The Firesign Theate...
This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions?

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