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• Windows 3.1 vs. OS/2. (Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson)
• Beer won't tease you because you like Manilow. -- Men vs. Bee
• Chanukkah vs. Christmas: fewer presents, more chocolate, fewer relatives all on the same day.
  Sounds like a win to me....
• Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
  -- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Will you quit staring at me like that!? -- Homer to Lisa who is staring innocently at Homer from outside, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• cruffies n. See neats vs. scruffies.
• A beer can't interrupt. -- Men vs. Bee
• A beer doesn't demand equality. -- Women vs. Bee
• A beer doesn't snore. -- Men vs. Bee