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• The major problem--ONE of the major problems, for there are several--one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do i
  or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them....
• All right, you worthless _vermin_! No more Mister Nice Pope!" -- Cerebu
• Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutte
  may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs -- Moe...
• If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
  Khalil Gibra...
• Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• Wizards should not go seeking revenge, killing, or death in general.
  After all, revenge, killing, and death in general have a way of showing up whether you are looking for them or not....
• People should have access to the data which you have about them.
  There should be a process for them to challenge any inaccuracies. -- Arthur Mille...