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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
-- Dick Cavett, in "Playboy", 1971...
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
As long as the ball stays out of play, it's just eating into Manchester United's hands.
As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve The Problem, saving the documentation for later.
Aslong as there are readers,there willbe storie
As long as there have been humans we have searched for our place in the cosmos.
Where are we? Who are we?...
...as long as there is a Legion of super-Heroes, all else can surely be made right. -- Sensor Girl
As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll. -- Mick Shrimpto
As long as the United States Government exists, there is no real accomplishment being a humorist.

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