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• Homer: "Asleep at the switch"? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
  Bart: I believe you, Dad. -- Your sympathy is touching, "Homer the Vigilante...
• Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
• Homer to ambulance driver: I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy!
  Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes from "Ambulance" to "Beth Israel....
• Big Red Switch: [IBM] n. The power switch on a computer, esp.
  he `Emergency Pull' switch on an IBM {mainframe} or the power switch on an IBM PC where it really is large and red....
• Big Red Switch n. [IBM] The power switch on a computer, esp.
  he `Emergency Pull' switch on an IBM mainframe or the power switch on an IBM PC where it really is large and red....
• COFFEE.COM not found: Sysop asleep.
• SMILEY |-) asleep (boredom)
• SMILEY |-( asleep with nightmare