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They told me to get a life -- I got a computer instead.
They told me you had proven it When they discovered our results About a month before.
They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
They tried to sell us egg foo young...
They try to humiliate you in the hospital. They make you pee in a bottle.
I hate that. I was in the hospital. The nurse said, "You have to pee in a bottle....
They turned away, until we were only memories.
They used to say, if man could fly, he'd have wings.
But he did fly; he discovered he had to....
They've found something that does the work of 5 men...1 woman.
They've got a new birth-control pill for men now. I think that's fair.
It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest....
They've got a product called a disposable douche. Of course it's disposable.
Who'd want to keep one of those things around? -- Lewis Grizzardch....

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