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They've got a Saturday night special,every night of the week. -- Loudon Wainwright III
They've got drive-by shootings in Philadelphia now.
Where they park to reload, I don't know....
They've got so many of these Dial-a-Service numbers.
They've got one that'll keep you occupied for hours, and it doesn't cost a cent....
They've pinpointed a date for the concert -- it's something between June and September.
They've played their hearts out.
They've shut down the main reactor" "Oh no! That means we'll have to react on our own ...
They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them.
-- Concerning why lovers often hold hands -- Gavin, age 8...
They want us to pretend that we see the world as they pretend they see it.
They need some sort of sanction from us....
They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down.
..It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values. -- How did yo...
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.

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