They Say We're 98 Percent Water. We're That Close To Drowning.
They say we're 98 percent water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his
of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge...
-- Steven Wright
A historical toast, made by some politician to a successful wartime admiral at a Navy dinner.
<picks up wine, and almost speaks> <puts down wine> &l...
Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself.
Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! -- Steven Wrigh...
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. -- Steven Wrigh
Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
"Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
A man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another man riding on a camel.
When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man whispers through his sun-parched lips, "Water....
Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wrigh
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