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• I was walking down 126th Street on my way to work. Met a fella.
  He said, "Moms, I hate this, I really hate this, but, Moms, gimme some money!...
• Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man. -- Moms Mabley
• You say hello, I say good riddance.
• If you don't have something good to say about someone......... let's hear it.
• What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? -- Irv Kupcine
• Irv Kupcinet: "What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
• A good cat, is a dead cat.
• The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
  -- Robert Grave...
• The only good Smurf is a dead Smurf.