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• Yeah I Married Her, I Married The HELL Out Of Her.
• My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell till I married her. -- Hal Roach
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
• I carry a rabbit's foot in my pocket because it saves me lots of money .
  .. Every time my wife sticks her hand in she thinks it's a mouse. -- "Senator" Ed Ford...
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
• Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.