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• On the Pacific Coast Highway, somewhere in S. Cal.
  "No motorized bicycles, horses, or dogs allowed on pier....
• FARFROMKRAPPIN...German for Constipated !
• He who hesitates is constipated.
• Constipated people don't give a crap.
• 1. If it doesn't smell like chilli, it probably isn't.
  2. If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it....
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
  [She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
• It is not always a good idea to whistle for your dog.
• Bart: I'm going to get the dog back! Homer: [off-camera, distant] The good dog or the bad dog?
  Bart: The bad dog. Homer: Ah good. -- Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha gonna do....