They Get Together All Day Long And Say To Each Other, "What Can We Postpone Next?

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They get together all day long and say to each other, "What can we
postpone next?" The only thing they don't postpone, of course, is their
bill, which arrives regularly. You've heard about the man who got the bill
from his lawyer which said, "For crossing the street to speak to you and
discovering it was not you ... twelve dollars."
-- George S. Kaufman

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