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The trouble with being boss is there's no satisfaction is stealing office supplies.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jone
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.
-- Larry Wall...
The trouble with cats is they've got no tact.
The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohe
The trouble with Congress is every time they make a law, it's a joke, and every time they make a joke, it's a law!
-- Will Roge...
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
-- Walt We...
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
-- George Mille...

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