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• The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohe
• Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally
  he trick is in getting them to do what you want....
• Greer's Third Law: A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
• Never tell them what you wouldn't do. -- Adam Clayton Powell
• WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
• What do you want for nothing?
• A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
  After several days, the private detective came back with his findings....
• It's not what you tell people, it's what you show them.