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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels.
For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be...
The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you. -- James De
The trouble with going with the flow is, you might wind up getting sucked down the drain.
The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with
udden death. -- Michael Phelps, M.D....
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
-- John Jense...
The trouble with life is the lack of cool background music.
The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.
The trouble with most jobs is the job holder's resemblence to being one of a sled dog team.
No one gets a change of scenery except the lead dog. -- Moer's truism...

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