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The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.
-- Leslie Dixon Weatherhead...
The trouble with some self-made men is that they worship their creator.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Che...
The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths. -- Ken Kesey
The trouble with the average family is it has too much month left over at the end of the money.
-- Bill Vaugha...
The trouble with the average family today is that it's hard to support it and the government on one income.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomli
The trouble with the Ten Commandments is that there are too many "Thou Shalt Not"s and not enough "Thou Shalt"s.
-- Solomon Sho...
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-- Bertrand Russell...
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
-- Franklin P. Adam...

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