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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed.
-- Geoffrey Gore...
The trouble with natural monopolies is that it's so much work to keep them going artificially.
The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie.
He's totally hooked... and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around...
The trouble with 'normal' is it always gets worse. -- Bruce Cockbu
The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.
-- Herbert V. Prochnow...
The trouble with our age is it's all signposts and no destination. -- Louis Kronenberge
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery
The trouble with playing a trick on a highly intelligent man like Mr.
The trouble with reality, is that it's taken much too seriously.
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again. -- Korman's conclusio

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