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• The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
• Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  -- John Barrymore...
• The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
• Sex : The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  BARRYMORE...
• The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money.
  The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac...
• Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits.
  Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number, message, and the time that you called....